| yeah, you heard it here first.
sbgsal06.
or gsalsb06... whatever inflates your float |
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| here's an update.
xanga is offically not cool. |
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| jtbci06.
j-term break chicago illinois, 2006.
we're kicking back, watching movies, flirting with high schoolers that
are way to young for us, and having a good time. peace.
-thad
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| I lol'd about these a few times. Hope you enjoy.
10 Facts About Chuck Norris
1.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
2.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
3.Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
4.Chuck Norris wears a rattlesnake as a live condom.
5.Chuck Norris told Kid Rock that God doesn't know why, but Chuck Norris does.
6.Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
7.Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mothers womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
8.Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days
9.On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.
10.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. |
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| i went to bed at 4:36 last night.
mostly done with everything, but still got some work to do on the edu portfolio.
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